Dreamcess

Dream jobs for a young woman whose life has not been turned upside down by a global pandemic:

 
  • Beauty writer who only reviews Fenty and Pat McGrath
  • Food critic who travels the world eating ramen and cake – nothing else
  • Personal assistant to Rihanna – in charge of returning wine glasses and coiffing hair at photoshoots
  • Magazine editor in the world The Bold Type is set in 
  • Book reviewer for all the books people read in movies
  • Fashion buyer (that’s basically telling everyone what to wear, right?)
  • Wine taster specialising in malbec, chenin and all kinds of prosecco
  • Model
  • Plant sitter
  • House sitter for people who live by the beach or in incredibly city lofts
  • Singer/songwriter
  • Cheeseburger connoisseur
  • Features writer for a women’s lifestyle magazine 
  • Columnist writing on whatever I want and earning enough to wear designer and take three champagne brunches a week
  • Hip hop dancer
  • Scriptwriter of TV shows that go on to define big generational moments
  • Director of dignified dramas
  • Photographer who is kind of a snob about shooting on film
  • Continuity presenter on a music channel
  • Baker specialising in desserts
  • Hotel reviewer
  • Mattress reviewer (rolling around on fancy beds for a living)
  • Professional playlist compiler for rooftop parties in the city 
  • Housewife with a low-stress, creative “side hustle”

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